Congratulations, you made it halfway through January!

This fucking month, amirite?

My gentle fucklings, I had something different planned for today, but then I woke up and decided to tell you how much I hate January.

I grew up in Maine, where the first month of the year was Peak Winter, and I always resented its freezing temps and snow and sleet and general refusal to play nice. But even though I moved to the tropics eight years ago an…